Children Quote by Bill Brasky

“Well, well, well,” Santa said once the elf had retreated. “Come and sit on my lap, little boy.” This Santa’s beard was real, and…

— Rachel Cohn

“Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind." "Don't worry," I told him, "you'll…

— Jim Harris

Well when I was a kid, I asked Santa Claus for some toys. Santa Claus wrote me a letter that he lost his bag.…

— Benicio Del Toro

“Tim collected his gifts within the metal hoop and then pestered Santa for more, investigating pockets, sticking his hands into straw, lifting the sides…

— Ron Hansen

“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was…

— Dean Koontz

“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more readily than…

— Thomm Quackenbush

“In hind sight, telling him all strangers wanted to eat him wasn’t my finest hour. Having to explain to a bunch of crying children…

— Tara Sivec

Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.

— Bill Brasky

Last year asked santa for the sexiest person on earth..woke up in a box

— Tamika-leeigh

“Every muscle in his body tensed for action, adrenalin pounding through his tiny veins, he crept down the stairs, keeping to the corners (where…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

“Kid, time’s up,” Hunter said to the boy on Santa’s lap. “I’m not finished!” the boy cried. Hunter bent over, until their faces were…

— Lizzy Ford

“Most kids grow up leaving something out for Santa at Christmas time when he comes down the chimney. I used to make presents for…

— Jeanette Winterson