“Which God is the forgiving one, exactly? Old Testament, where He got His rocks off by smiting? Or New Testament, once Our… — Thomm Quackenbush Bible Copy Share Image
“As a man, I was a failure. A pathetic teacher lusting after Catholic school girls in short skirts. As a monster, I'm… — Thomm Quackenbush Catholic school Copy Share Image
“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more… — Thomm Quackenbush Burglar Copy Share Image
“Maybe [aliens] have been in our lives a lot longer than we want to admit. People have always seen strange things—elves and… — Thomm Quackenbush Alien Copy Share Image
“The seed of an urban legend finding fertile soil at the corner of tragedy and imagination.” — Thomm Quackenbush Imagination Copy Share Image
“There was a charm in being reborn into the world when one was old enough to appreciate it.” — Thomm Quackenbush Age Copy Share Image
“She hated anyone who clung to the supernatural when the natural was perfectly serviceable.” — Thomm Quackenbush Natural Copy Share Image
“Do you want me because you love me or because I provide you normality drag?” — Thomm Quackenbush Desire Copy Share Image
“You got a vicious animal inside you. It wants to snap, it wants to attack, but it's harmless because some woman fitted… — Thomm Quackenbush Animal Copy Share Image
“He had not even done the fledgling courtesy of shredding open a major artery, anointing himself in the viscous gore, and desecrating… — Thomm Quackenbush Corpse Copy Share Image
“[T]hese friends were of the female persuasion, and while by and large they were bi and large, they still represented potential threats… — Thomm Quackenbush Bisexuality Copy Share Image
“She kissed him… long enough he could almost hear her thoughts. Long enough that he began to know her story, know what… — Thomm Quackenbush Kiss Copy Share Image
“Shane never knew how to address her friends' parents. She wanted to call her Mrs. Eliot's Mom, but knew that the cutesiness… — Thomm Quackenbush Awkwardness Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to stay upset over someone else’s happy ending.” — Thomm Quackenbush Happy ending Copy Share Image
“I don't think I'm being harassed by little green stalkers. I don't know what's really going on, but I'd rather try to… — Thomm Quackenbush Aliens Copy Share Image
“The demons are not easily dispatched, instead attaching themselves to otherwise beautiful things, a favorite food or a love note left for… — Thomm Quackenbush Anxiety Copy Share Image
“They had perfected their team nagging to a level where they no longer had to confer and felt they would be wasting… — Thomm Quackenbush Admonish Copy Share Image
“If you try to leave me like this, I will haunt you until the end of your days. I will drop out… — Thomm Quackenbush Commitment Copy Share Image
“Vampires did not avoid mirrors because they cast no reflection but because mirrors became so unflattering with the illusion of fuzzy focus… — Thomm Quackenbush Mirror Copy Share Image
“…He sounded as though he had just seen The Pokey Little Puppy meet the business end of The Little Engine That Could.” — Thomm Quackenbush Business Copy Share Image
“As long as she persisted in her belief that bafflement justified her actions, she felt confident no one would contradict her.” — Thomm Quackenbush Baffle Copy Share Image
“We're all suicides. The tragedy is every day that we don't die.” — Thomm Quackenbush Death Copy Share Image
“Now that this destiny was about to happen, every instinct within him fought against it, realizing he had been fetishizing suicide.” — Thomm Quackenbush Death Copy Share Image
“I missed you,” she cried into him. Standing on top of the snow gave him an additional few inches on her and… — Thomm Quackenbush Hearts Copy Share Image
“Despite what novels implied, vampirism did not make stalking sexy.” — Thomm Quackenbush Books Copy Share Image
