“College is a blossoming new world of genital opportunity.” — Thomm Quackenbush Blossoming Copy Share Image
“Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs.” — Thomm Quackenbush Dump Copy Share Image
“Take it with a whole shaker of salt, a grain won't be close to enough.” — Thomm Quackenbush Doubt Copy Share Image
“Despite what novels implied, vampirism did not make stalking sexy.” — Thomm Quackenbush Books Copy Share Image
“We're all suicides. The tragedy is every day that we don't die.” — Thomm Quackenbush Death Copy Share Image
“You were abducted by space aliens. Of course you want egg rolls.” — Thomm Quackenbush Abducted Copy Share Image
“Is the Easter Bunny a space alien trying to trick us into implanting us with his eggs? Because I will so swear… — Thomm Quackenbush Alien Copy Share Image
“Like any man, he had no real protection from an unsolicited kiss from a pretty woman, even one he had just murdered.” — Thomm Quackenbush Kiss Copy Share Image
“You kill by consent, every time you let something… pervert the balance when you have the power to stop it.” — Thomm Quackenbush Balance Copy Share Image
“A lonely person on a college campus is never more than a few minutes and a bad decision from company.” — Thomm Quackenbush Bad decisions Copy Share Image
“Which God is the forgiving one, exactly? Old Testament, where He got His rocks off by smiting? Or New Testament, once Our… — Thomm Quackenbush Bible Copy Share Image
“The body tries to stop the mind from killing itself, no matter the cost. It is only the lack of strength, the… — Thomm Quackenbush Death Copy Share Image
“As he had kissed her neck, she could not repress the feeling she was a lamb making time with a wolf.” — Thomm Quackenbush Abuse Copy Share Image
“If she had some level of theism, we might have a shared theological root from which I could shape holy words.” — Thomm Quackenbush God Copy Share Image
“There is no real time, only one moment immediately after creation where God asked humanity to join Him. What humanity perceives as… — Thomm Quackenbush God Copy Share Image
“My life edges out any sense of sanity I can have, and I come to realize there won't be a point where… — Thomm Quackenbush Life Copy Share Image
“But aliens? There are TV shows about them. There are books and movies and more. The media indoctrinates you to them until… — Thomm Quackenbush Alien Copy Share Image
“If you try to leave me like this, I will haunt you until the end of your days. I will drop out… — Thomm Quackenbush Commitment Copy Share Image
“Kissing a stranger because that is what is done presages an unhappy year not for any supernatural reason, but because you are… — Thomm Quackenbush Dissatisfaction Copy Share Image
“I was pure, before you defiled me, and don't you forget it. As though the concept of purity is anything more than… — Thomm Quackenbush Hymen Copy Share Image
“Romantic comedies very rarely deal with washing your lover's dishes because she has to be up early for work, since no one… — Thomm Quackenbush Infatuation Copy Share Image
“The UFOs were explicable enough, just experimental aircrafts from the airport. Of course the government was not going to tell people what… — Thomm Quackenbush Alien Copy Share Image
“It is not easy to find someone your size once the Freshman Fifteen turns to the Sophomore Forty or the Senior Sixty.… — Thomm Quackenbush Bulimia Copy Share Image
“The winding turns around capes, the unclouded sky, the flower mottled hills existed only as an aspect of waiting. Towns, civilization, meant… — Thomm Quackenbush Forest Copy Share Image
“His kisses were so hungry and male, which isn't bad. Every kiss said he could never have enough, but he wasn't going… — Thomm Quackenbush Bisexual Copy Share Image
“Ashlei was free to spout off how much she loved her savior because Jesus was not about to rear back and tell… — Thomm Quackenbush Agape Copy Share Image
“He was a fixture of the New Paltz community, an inexplicable light switch in the new apartment that definitely turns something on… — Thomm Quackenbush Inexplicable Copy Share Image
“In the pause that followed, Shane understood why people said their hearts broke. She always thought it was a weak metaphor of… — Thomm Quackenbush Heart Copy Share Image
“Jasmine had endured enough parochial schooling before middle school to have a residual attachment to the beautiful parts of believing, the certainty… — Thomm Quackenbush Belief Copy Share Image
“She was not the sort of woman guys settle for. She was the one they lust after and strive for. She was… — Thomm Quackenbush Beauty Copy Share Image
“She was not suicidal; that is what people never managed to grasp. Cutting relieved the pressure and stood as some enduring demonstration… — Thomm Quackenbush Cutting Copy Share Image
“I don't work in places with papier-mâché and cellophane hearts.” — Thomm Quackenbush Hearts Copy Share Image
“Reason had no place to crash once Emotion came to town.” — Thomm Quackenbush Emotion Copy Share Image
“Death doesn't give you control over anything. Death ends your control.” — Thomm Quackenbush Control Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to stay upset over someone else’s happy ending.” — Thomm Quackenbush Happy ending Copy Share Image
“It was inelegant, but what was not when taking a hostage?” — Thomm Quackenbush Elegance Copy Share Image
