“I was staring at one of the most famous images of Santa Claus of all time — one by Thomas Nast, from… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Cartoons Copy Share Image
“She sighed and stepped out of the room, pulling the door shut behind her. Turning around, she nearly tripped over some of… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Christmas Copy Share Image
“I guess you could say I’ve got a monkey on my back. A monkey named Darwin.” He shrugged off the trench coat… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Chimpanzees Copy Share Image
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“The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Bad news Copy Share Image
“The Revelation of Hashmal, which GOD gave unto him, to shew unto His servants things which shortly must come to pass; and… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Angels Copy Share Image
“Oh, this is not the time for us to get into that meshugenah debate again! Look, the point is that Jesus of… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Angels Copy Share Image
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“And dozens of tiny hands reached up, and cast back dozens of tiny hoods. The robes fell away, revealing a motley of… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Acid Copy Share Image
“Her eyes narrowed. “That is not the boy I raised.” — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Christian Copy Share Image
“There he was, skipping lightly across the surface of the water. He caught my eye and gave me that shit-eating grin again.… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Christian Copy Share Image
“Jesus shrugged. “Have you read the Torah? God doesn’t pick the best of the best. He picks the guys who need help.” — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Best of the best Copy Share Image
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