Quote by Bill Brasky Download Open image “He has a toenail on the end of his penis.” — Bill Brasky ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“He was like fungus. The kind people got under their toenail. They treat it and treat it, but eventually they just have to say… — Lynda LeeAnne Copy Share Image
Whenever I see his finger nails, I thank God I don't have to look at his feet. — Athene Seyler Copy Share Image
A penis has a rough life. His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an asshole, his family is nuts, his best… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sport, that wrinkled Care derides, And Laughter holding both his sides. Come and trip it as ye go, On the light fantastic toe. — John Milton Copy Share Image
He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom… — Kyra Sedgwick Copy Share Image
There is man in his entirety, blaming his shoe when his foot is guilty. — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Ya know, it was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how to drive… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
