Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Thank God I have enough skin to cover my entire body. But just barely. If my penis were a mere 2.54 centimeters longer, I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I like holding hands. Especially if those holding hands are holding my penis.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“so huge. My thumb can't even reach the tips of my fingers. I continue to stroke him as he rides down” — Justine Elvira Copy Share Image
“He had big hands, strong hands. My entire hand had fit easily in his palm, his fingers easily closing around mine.” — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Can you put your finger away please? Every time you point I see a penis.” — Portlandia Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
