Adult-fiction Quote by Carla H Krueger Download Open image ““Every time I so much as blink you get an erection.”” — Carla H Krueger ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Adult-fiction Anti-utopia Bad-manager Carla-krueger Comedy Contemporary Dark Humor Humour Office-politics Office-worker Orwell Poison Psychological Quick-read Short story Short-book Subversive Time Twisted
“I like eye contact, but please don’t blink when my eyeballs are touching yours.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Whenever he looks at me with those eyes, with that smile and that wink, it's as if a light goes on inside me.” — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
“I knew guys got erections. I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along.” — Tara Altebrando Copy Share Image
“I blink like a blanket. I’m not asleep—this extended motionlessness is how I make love.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Oh sir, you've done more for us with one erection than what has been achieved in hundreds of years. Bless you, sir. Bless you.” — Mark Alders Copy Share Image
“I wish my erection pointed inwards. But it doesn’t, it points directly at you.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My tbr list is an erection all on its own...it just keeps getting bigger.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“I look at the mirror and I am afraid to blink. Blinking takes me away from you. If I turn my face, you’re gone… — Shahd Alshammari Copy Share Image
“In the off chance I’ll be turned on, I keep a light switch in my pocket. (Who turned off the light in my pocket?… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Ree, you’re hot.” I blink a few times (you know because blinking totally helps you to hear better).” — Jessica Spoon Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“Are there not times, Ridley, when you yourself wish only to hear the best in people – and not to be dragged downwards into… — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“He’s in a side room alone with her and it’s far too fucking hot.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“She heard him speak, but did not recognise the problem in his voice – only later did she realise it was that thing he’d… — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“Maxwell D. Kalist is a receiving teller at a city bank, Orwell and Finch, where he runs an efficient department of twenty two clerks… — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“To Kalist, Baumauer’s just a timber bridge in need of a good hot fire.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“Without pride, man becomes a parasite – and there are already too many parasites.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“For no real reason – well, perhaps because of the seriousness under the trees or Nader’s hair, which was very messy and covered in… — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.” — Jaye Frances Copy Share Image
“Lovers reeked of each other after they had exchanged body fluids & hormones in the union of love. But men who dined on a… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“...he walks out the door making eye contact with me for only a second. It was at that moment that he lured me in.… — Jennifer Loren Copy Share Image
“I would rather you wait till next Sunday" Phyllis politely told her boss, & added with a grin,If you had enjoyed the meal, why… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Handing Pee Wee to her sister, she admonished her not to stop. "And be careful! Should sperm come shooting out, never let it enter… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Cora Thompson had two of them--cats, that is. Which was quite remarkable considering she had never owned a pet before. Growing up in the… — Barbara Casey Copy Share Image
“One second, he was in my mouth, my tongue flicking over the broad head of him; the next, his hands were on my waist… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“Are there not times, Ridley, when you yourself wish only to hear the best in people – and not to be dragged downwards into… — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“What do we have here?” Grant slurs at me. He seems different and it raises flags in my mind. His fingers wrap around a… — Erica Chilson Copy Share Image
“From somewhere Marla heard a terrifying scream--her scream--and she lunged at Martin, hitting him in the chest. When she hit him once, she couldn't… — Barbara Casey Copy Share Image
“Many rich men are prepared to buy her virginity since she is good-looking.And old men crave for the Nectar that flows out of her… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
