Don't let Affection turn into Infection, put some Protection on that Erection! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,” I state, rambling because they have me nervous.” — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“You want to tell me what this is? she asked as she gabbed my erection. “A miracle of science,” I replied.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A man doesn't need a study to know if he's feeling amorous. There is no such thing as a placebo erection. — Chris Kilham Copy Share Image
“In barely minutes he was hard again, an aching erection ever ready to serve her need.” — Skye Warren Copy Share Image
“I want you inside me while I’m inside him.” Finn’s eyes widened and his lips parted. The younger man’s erection was back… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
Snappin' necks and records in matter of seconds check 'em son. Lost an erection and found it in an aggressive nun. — Earl Sweatshirt Copy Share Image
“It was surely the height of bad manners to get an erection with her cuddling against me.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If my penis gets enough water, could my erection grow long and straight like a pine tree? Come over next Tuesday to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Don’t mock my dress. I’ve got a dance recital after work. You’re invited—but it’s bring your own erection. You can’t borrow mine,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It’s all society is, the repressed sex drives of men, the objectification of women, their paranoia, the posturing, the macho stances, the… — Trevor D. Richardson Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
As his other hand began to slip around her waist, his body brushed against hers, and there was no mistaking the thick,… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“A woman may walk around naked in front of a man, but a civilized man would never jump over her, driven by… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Have you ever done it in a sauna" Marina asked. "It's even more exciting when it's hot." "And more debilitating, I'll bet."… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“My body had some sort of reaction to my erection, and the only thing I could think to do was vigorously rub… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Anyway, I'm in bed with her, with her bracelets. Her face is a blank, so I darken the lights. Off go her… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“I woke up not only to my own erection, but Max’s. His cock pressed against my side like it was trying to… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“My eyes unapologetically trailed down the length of his torso, down the thin line of hair leading into his underwear and stopped… — Penelope Ward Copy Share Image
“Billy pulled her snug against his body, forgetting his arousal in the urgent need to give her comfort. He felt her stiffen,… — Joan Johnston Copy Share Image
Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
“Perhaps the blood that was flooding into his dick, bringing it to full erection, was starving his brain of oxygen.” — James Lear Copy Share Image
Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus… — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
Get yourself in that extreme state of being next to madness. You should always write with an erection. Even if you're a… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“My bed’s as big as a medium-sized apartment in New York City. And my erection is equal to a small.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.” — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
“For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I now have an erection that is probably tall enough to ride some of the scarier rides at Great America without a… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
A friend asked me once, 'Are you worried about getting an erection on stage?' I said, 'No, that would be great!' Rather… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
“Don’t do that again.” He released his hold and stepped back. Not before I felt his erection. I knew it! He was… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“I look over the back of the chair to make sure he’s still asleep. He is. And he still has an erection.… — Charlie Evans Copy Share Image
