Although computers allow people to talk at the speed of light, no one talks that fast. — Perry Brass Computer Copy Share Image
The god that you dispense with today, will come back as a demon tomorrow. — Perry Brass Demon Copy Share Image
Clothes do not make the man; friends and engagement with life do. — Perry Brass Clothes Copy Share Image
We think of death and loss as tragic twins, but in fact it is loss that hurts us. — Perry Brass Death Copy Share Image
Try to dwell on the people you'd like to love, instead of all the people you do loathe. — Perry Brass Dwell Copy Share Image
Hold the door for an old man. Old ladies can take care of themselves; they've been doing it long enough. — Perry Brass Care Copy Share Image
Falling in love with another man is like falling into a vast vat of yourself. For some men this is ultimately nourishing,… — Perry Brass Another man Copy Share Image
Realize that the banality around us that passes as "hipness" or "mass culture" is as satisfying as "mass food"-only it comes in… — Perry Brass Banality Copy Share Image
One of the problems with technology is that no photograph, as superb and outstanding as it may be, will ever be as… — Perry Brass May Copy Share Image
Gays feel about popularity the same way teenage girls do. Is it that we really want friends we can count on, or… — Perry Brass Feels Copy Share Image
Oscar Wilde said that the gods punish us in two ways: first, they don't give us what we want, then, they do.… — Perry Brass Cost Copy Share Image
Start a conversation with someone with whom you have "nothing in common" and no possibility of scoring with, networking with, or even… — Perry Brass Civilized Copy Share Image
Stay up and listen to lightening. If there is no lightening around, stay up and listen to nothing. Just listen to the… — Perry Brass Brain Copy Share Image
There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic… — Perry Brass Boyfriend Copy Share Image
There may be a point in your life in which you are drowning so fast and fighting it so furiously that you… — Perry Brass Drowning Copy Share Image
Take up something that you know will never bring you any returns except pleasure-in other words, allow yourself to live the way… — Perry Brass Brilliant Copy Share Image
Perhaps success should not mean that you have nothing to say to anyone, no time for anybody, and not a moment left… — Perry Brass Calendars Copy Share Image
Three great ways to lose a lover: Talk to him the way your mother talked to your father. Berate him in public… — Perry Brass Audience Copy Share Image
Remember that that "rude awakening" which your parents and well-meaning relatives threatened you with as a kid is better than no awakening… — Perry Brass Awakening Copy Share Image
Don't waste your love on stupid people. Anyone stupid enough to deny or reject it-in the midst of the Love Depression we're… — Perry Brass Deny Copy Share Image
Eat without the TV going on. Learn to appreciate food with only the entertainment of conversation-yours and someone else's. — Perry Brass Appreciate Copy Share Image
There are two things in life that money cannot buy: health and happiness. Aside from that, it does an excellent job. — Perry Brass Doe Copy Share Image
I prefer the "tackiest" person in the world to the stylish person who has no tact. — Perry Brass Persons Copy Share Image
Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards. — Perry Brass Bowls Copy Share Image
The most beautiful man in the world says everything with his eyes, and the rest with his hands and mouth. — Perry Brass Beautiful Copy Share Image
Get out of your house in the middle of a rainstorm, get soaked in it, and then strip down-to nothing but a… — Perry Brass House Copy Share Image
Learn to detest things that do not allow you to be yourself, and embrace things that make that self larger, more thrilling,… — Perry Brass Being yourself Copy Share Image
If you've been taught to keep every part of you to yourself, don't expect people to come knocking on your door to… — Perry Brass Choices Copy Share Image
Wanting someone so much that his very presence takes your breath away is one of the most thrilling happenings in life. Not… — Perry Brass Breaths Copy Share Image
The most wonderful revenge you can have is by dumping an attractive, vacant man for an uglier one. That way all of… — Perry Brass Attractive Copy Share Image
Realize the complicated specials of what we call the "inferiority complex." In other words, what, Miss Thing, is so damn special about… — Perry Brass Complexes Copy Share Image
Ageism is the racism of the gay world. We really believe that age-and all of our fears that it carries-will "rub off"… — Perry Brass Age Copy Share Image
Sports (and the often barely withheld violence around them) have become one of the few modern ways to connect with strangers. They… — Perry Brass Football Copy Share Image
The Egyptians had a particularly nasty way of getting rid of people they felt had no consequence. Instead of embalming them, they… — Perry Brass Consequence Copy Share Image
Although some fools find rudeness sexy, it is never the path to seduction. — Perry Brass Fool Copy Share Image
