Oscar Wilde said that the gods punish us in two ways: first, they don't give us what we want, then, they do.… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Gays feel about popularity the same way teenage girls do. Is it that we really want friends we can count on, or… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
The most wonderful revenge you can have is by dumping an attractive, vacant man for an uglier one. That way all of… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Take up something that you know will never bring you any returns except pleasure-in other words, allow yourself to live the way… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Wanting someone so much that his very presence takes your breath away is one of the most thrilling happenings in life. Not… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Sports (and the often barely withheld violence around them) have become one of the few modern ways to connect with strangers. They… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Three great ways to lose a lover: Talk to him the way your mother talked to your father. Berate him in public… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Ageism is the racism of the gay world. We really believe that age-and all of our fears that it carries-will "rub off"… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
The Egyptians had a particularly nasty way of getting rid of people they felt had no consequence. Instead of embalming them, they… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
We think of death and loss as tragic twins, but in fact it is loss that hurts us. — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Remember that that "rude awakening" which your parents and well-meaning relatives threatened you with as a kid is better than no awakening at all. — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
There may be a point in your life in which you are drowning so fast and fighting it so furiously that you don't have… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
One of the problems with technology is that no photograph, as superb and outstanding as it may be, will ever be as satisfying as… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Try to dwell on the people you'd like to love, instead of all the people you do loathe. — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Oscar Wilde said that the gods punish us in two ways: first, they don't give us what we want, then, they do. He forgot… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Start a conversation with someone with whom you have "nothing in common" and no possibility of scoring with, networking with, or even seeing again.… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
Realize that the banality around us that passes as "hipness" or "mass culture" is as satisfying as "mass food"-only it comes in much more… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic boyfriend before… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
