“Like any woman, Elena knew that there are three things you cannot upstage: a child, an animal, and a faggot.” — Joyce Haber Animal Copy Share Image
“Under the spreading chestnut tree, I screwed you and you screwed me.” — Joyce Haber Screwed Copy Share Image
“For me, the worst sin is hypocrisy. The sinner is not the assassin. The sinner's the bastard who hires the assassin.” — Joyce Haber Assassin Copy Share Image
“God creates monsters. Women encourage them." "That sounds like a tract by Nancy O'Brien. Although I agree. Men are pigs." "Natalie, darling,… — Joyce Haber Men Copy Share Image
“Businessmen and admen and agents like me, we just do it a little more openly, with the price tag in almost full… — Joyce Haber Love Copy Share Image
“Haven't you heard, the Dread Scott decision has been overturned?" "Not out here, baby," Warren replied, without a second's hesitation. "For that… — Joyce Haber Decision Copy Share Image
“Have you ever done it in a sauna" Marina asked. "It's even more exciting when it's hot." "And more debilitating, I'll bet."… — Joyce Haber Cock Copy Share Image
“Bastard is a synonym of agent," he smiled, and added, "or studio chief.” — Joyce Haber Agent Copy Share Image
“Since when do you have to go home to suck cock?" asked David.” — Joyce Haber Blowjob Copy Share Image
“If bisexuality was normal, Elena wondered, why did bisexuals try to make everyone else bisexual? Or homosexual.” — Joyce Haber Bisexual Copy Share Image
“Now, at seventy-two, there was not an inch of her body, including toes, buttocks, vagina and labia majora, knees, elbows, hairline and… — Joyce Haber Buttocks Copy Share Image
“Gasping, screaming, rocking sideways and back and forth, she came. She kept his prick inside her until she felt yet another surge… — Joyce Haber Cock Copy Share Image
“...I got the word. It's get out of town, and it wasn't even from Mel Torme. "If Natalie were here, she'd say… — Joyce Haber Cock Copy Share Image
“When you have your hair styled, you look like everybody else whose hair is in fashion. Never be in fashion. Always be… — Joyce Haber Fashion Copy Share Image
“His eyes were riveted to the full, round breasts that had clearly been sculpted by God or nature and not a cosmetic… — Joyce Haber Breasts Copy Share Image
“Women, Elena believed, appealed to men in direct proportion to their vacuousness. The male had an overwhelming compulsion to teach, to mold… — Joyce Haber Compulsion Copy Share Image
