Men Quote by Joyce Haber

“Like any woman, Elena knew that there are three things you cannot upstage: a child, an animal, and a faggot.”

— Joyce Haber

“Have you ever done it in a sauna" Marina asked. "It's even more exciting when it's hot." "And more debilitating, I'll bet." He laughed.…

— Joyce Haber

“Under the spreading chestnut tree, I screwed you and you screwed me.”

— Joyce Haber

“Businessmen and admen and agents like me, we just do it a little more openly, with the price tag in almost full view. And…

— Joyce Haber

“Haven't you heard, the Dread Scott decision has been overturned?" "Not out here, baby," Warren replied, without a second's hesitation. "For that matter, not…

— Joyce Haber

“For me, the worst sin is hypocrisy. The sinner is not the assassin. The sinner's the bastard who hires the assassin.”

— Joyce Haber

“When you have your hair styled, you look like everybody else whose hair is in fashion. Never be in fashion. Always be yourself. There's…

— Joyce Haber

“Women, Elena believed, appealed to men in direct proportion to their vacuousness. The male had an overwhelming compulsion to teach, to mold what he…

— Joyce Haber

“...I got the word. It's get out of town, and it wasn't even from Mel Torme. "If Natalie were here, she'd say Torme has…

— Joyce Haber

“If bisexuality was normal, Elena wondered, why did bisexuals try to make everyone else bisexual? Or homosexual.”

— Joyce Haber

“Gasping, screaming, rocking sideways and back and forth, she came. She kept his prick inside her until she felt yet another surge of his…

— Joyce Haber

“Now, at seventy-two, there was not an inch of her body, including toes, buttocks, vagina and labia majora, knees, elbows, hairline and ears, which…

— Joyce Haber