Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
There was an Old Man of Messina, Whose daughter was named Opsibeena; She wore a small wig, and rode out on a… — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Kennedy had made a mess in Cuba at the Bay of Pigs. He had to do something to look good. The Apollo… — Wally Schirra Copy Share Image
“I never met a pig I didn't like. All pigs are intelligent, emotional, and sensitive souls. They all love company. They all… — Sy Montgomery Copy Share Image
I'd rather not deal with such questions, because anyway it's like shearing a pig - lots of screams but little wool. — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image
“Were archaeologists really such a sex-starved lot as all that? Did pigs really sweat?” — Paul Russell Copy Share Image
Kings live in Palaces, and Pigs in sties, And youth in Expectation. Youth is wise. — Hilaire Belloc Copy Share Image
The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
The world, and the great and free United States in particular, is full of narrow-minded, ignorant, moronic, bigoted, cowardly, self-righteous, anemic, pig-headed,… — Gertrude Atherton Copy Share Image
In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Our ordinary mind always tried to persuade us that we are nothing but acorns and that our greatest happiness will be to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so they could only think more of me. — Jeff Koons Copy Share Image
My boarding school experience was the only thing I had strong enough feelings to write about for hundreds and hundreds of pages.… — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
Walking the streets on winter nights kept him warm, despite the cold nocturnal passions of uprising winds. His footsteps led between trade-marked… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
His mind was crowded with memories; memories of the knowledge that had come to them when they closed in on the struggling… — William Golding Copy Share Image
Women - why aren't you running the world yet? Frankly I'm disappointed in you. Men are still far too dominant for their… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
An old philosopher said to Monsieur Coignard, a Reverend Father: 'You are a pig!' To which Abad Coignard answered: 'You flatter me,… — Anatole France Copy Share Image
He sighed, wondering how his life had been turned upside down by this woman in less than forty-eight hours. Correction: by this… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different? — Mike Ness Copy Share Image
The two men were greedily hunched over the table, like two wolves disputing a carcass, but their muttered speech in the echoing… — Jan Neruda Copy Share Image
But compared to writing a novel, where you can be God, I did the Bay of Pigs invasion in six pages once,… — John Sayles Copy Share Image
All we want is to be treated like human beings, and not to be patronized, or experimented on like guinea pigs. — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
