My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Now listen little pigs, I'm gonna let you off the hook if you open the door. — Sam the Sham Copy Share Image
The theme of 'Charlotte's Web' is that a pig shall be saved, and I have an idea that somewhere deep inside me… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and… — Salma Hayek Copy Share Image
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.'… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
The wisest man I ever knew in my whole life could not read or write. At four o'clock in the morning, when… — Jose Saramago Copy Share Image
Given a choice between dancing pigs and security, users will pick dancing pigs every time. — Edward Felten Copy Share Image
It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow. — Georg Brandes Copy Share Image
Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork.… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
The Watsons have lost sight of the fact that Mercy Watson is a pig, and they love her truly, madly, deeply. They… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
If you faced a long hungry period with nothing between you and starvation but a bit of barley and a pig, you'd… — James Cameron Copy Share Image
The Cistercians do not eat meat... Yet they keep pigs to the number of many thousands, and sell the bacon - though… — Walter Map Copy Share Image
As an animal lover and as a sometime-meat-eater, I've read so much about the emotional sophistication of pigs and cows and sheep… — Bryan Fuller Copy Share Image
What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to… — Sinead O'Connor Copy Share Image
During my drinking decades, I lived like a pig. My room was a hazardous pile of stilettos, tube tops, wine bottles, ashtrays,… — Glennon Melton Copy Share Image
You don't want people to think you're just writing stories for children about a pig in a tutu. — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
After... The seas have dried out The trains have come to a shrieking holt The hounds of the abyss cease to howl… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I contribute to the dead of winter and the moans of silence, blood trails are music to my ears ... I'm a… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
Roxy Sorkin, your father just won the Academy Award. I'm going to have to insist on some respect from your guinea pig. — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock. — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
Man thrives where angels would die of ecstasy and where pigs would die of disgust. — Kenneth Rexroth Copy Share Image
