“I order to be "in charge", you need someone to be in charge of.” — Jim Davis Charge Copy Share Image
Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing. — Jim Davis Artist Copy Share Image
We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting. — Jim Davis Disgusting Copy Share Image
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind. — Jim Davis Bed Copy Share Image
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. — Jim Davis Bread Copy Share Image
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition. — Jim Davis Anything Copy Share Image
“Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious” — Jim Davis Hands together Copy Share Image
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway!.. — Jim Davis Afford Copy Share Image
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you… — Jim Davis Baths Copy Share Image
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. — Jim Davis Cooking Copy Share Image
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done… — Jim Davis Done Copy Share Image
I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories. — Jim Davis Animal Copy Share Image
An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future… — Jim Davis Imagination Copy Share Image
“The Ego Rip Step 1: Make a list of all your short comings. Step 2: Grasp list firmly in both hands. Step… — Jim Davis Make List Copy Share Image
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can… — Jim Davis Art Copy Share Image
We live in a time where we're made to feel guilty about overeating, oversleeping, and not exercising. Garfield not only does all… — Jim Davis Apologize Copy Share Image
I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of… — Jim Davis Able Copy Share Image
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip… — Jim Davis Books Copy Share Image
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do. — Jim Davis Accomplish Copy Share Image
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh. — Jim Davis Comedy Copy Share Image
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune. — Jim Davis Fortune Copy Share Image
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. — Jim Davis Cats Copy Share Image
I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek. — Jim Davis Always Copy Share Image
“Life is a food chain, and it's better to be the diner than the dinner.” — Jim Davis Diner Copy Share Image
