Funny Quote by Jim Davis Download Open image “Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.” — Jim Davis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Garfield
“The message is constantly displayed on television commercials, where the motive of keeping up with (rather than cooperating with) the Jonses is treated as… — Philip Cushman Copy Share Image
“Garfield took Odie's paw. "Old pal, if anything happens to us, there's one thing you should know." "It's going to happen to you first.” — Jim Kraft Copy Share Image
The surprising thing was, it's actually easier working on animation than working on a comic strip, because Garfield is animated in my head. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
Our growing ability to eliminate the slow-moving aspects of entertainment and go hopping from one peak to another is not without cost. Stand-up comics, movie-makers and others who earn their living entertaining no longer "waste" time with setups and plot development, lest we reach for the remote and click them off our screen. The result is a loss of subtlety,… — William Raspberry Copy Share
Trevor Noah is a great, relevant young comic, and Comedy Central is smart to stand by him. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I went through a phase where people would introduce me at parties as a cartoonist, and everybody felt sorry for me. 'Oh, Matt's a… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A comic's like anybody else - he does what he does to support himself and feed his family. But if a comic says the… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
“I am the alphabet soup of love. Eat me or read me, but don’t feed me to the cats.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
We're not all Jon Stewart. I know I'm not. I dropped out of college. Why would you come to me for anything that may… — Ramy Youssef Copy Share Image
“When bored, find a little cat and watch it; when very bored, find two little cats and watch them!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
“The Ego Rip Step 1: Make a list of all your short comings. Step 2: Grasp list firmly in both hands. Step 3: Rip… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway!.. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
