Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway!.. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
“Life is a food chain, and it's better to be the diner than the dinner.” — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
“Wimps take life as it comes; superior people slap life up the side of the head until it gives them turf.” — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
“The Ego Rip Step 1: Make a list of all your short comings. Step 2: Grasp list firmly in both hands. Step 3: Rip… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway!.. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
