Garfield Quote by Jim Kraft

“There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT! Garfield, the cat.”

— Jim Davis

“Greeeeeeeeeooooowwwwrrrrrrrrlllll. That one sounded more like a distraught cat—Garfield lamenting a missing lasagna perhaps. Lasagna! Now I was really hungry.”

— Emme Rollins

“It turned out that before he had stalked Garfield, Charles Guiteau had stalked Grant.”

— Ron Chernow

“Touch me with so much as one of those claws, you freaky, albino Garfield, and I will make sure I knock you out, file…

— Jessie Lane

I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy I had…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“After I slid down the wall for the third time, breaking every single fingernail in the process, I finally figured out that Thor was…

— Barbra Annino

“I'd soon crawl down a rabid badger's hole as crawl into your bedroll.”

— Joanna Jordan

“You seem to forget, Dickon, that we are dealing with the Spider King. Louis realized, just as you have, that it would take more…

— Sharon Kay Penman

Before Piglet could think, Pooh answered for him. "He'd come and live with me," said Pooh, "wouldn't you, Piglet?" Piglet squeezed his paw. "Thank…

— Piglet

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.

— Jim Davis

“Hello Ra," he said in a kindly voice. "It's been a long time." A feeble voice from behind the chair said,"Can't play. Go away."…

— Rick Riordan

“The dog would run a few steps toward the house, circle once or twice as though unable to decide what to do next, then…

— Diana Gabaldon