Quote by Lil Wayne

“Greeeeeeeeeooooowwwwrrrrrrrrlllll. That one sounded more like a distraught cat—Garfield lamenting a missing lasagna perhaps. Lasagna! Now I was really hungry.”

— Emme Rollins

“Garfield took Odie's paw. "Old pal, if anything happens to us, there's one thing you should know." "It's going to happen to you first.”

— Jim Kraft

I don't consider myself a fat cat. Don't make me out to be a fat cat.

— Norman Braman

She called me fantastic, I called her a fat bitch. Still kill the pussy, put the cat in a casket.

— Earl Sweatshirt

I'm a cat person. I have two giant cats [Harry and Arturo] that I call the small panthers. They're like 17 pounds each-they're big…

— Dave Franco

“There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT! Garfield, the cat.”

— Jim Davis

Sit back and get fat off the fat cat.

— Ace Hood

“I feel self-conscious calling my cat fat in front of a fat person, considering I’m skinny and inconsiderate.”

— Jarod Kintz

Bro she just called you fat! OH HELL NO, Hold My twinkie...

— Anonymous

My cat thinks your pussy stinks

— Superprim

“what was it they called you? It’s on the tip of my tongue. It was something to do with cats and large amounts of…

— Graham Parke

Obesity killed the cat!

— Steven Walsh