Parenting Quote by Janet Evanovich

“If there is a God, he’s a son of a bitch. If he wanted to do us a favor he would have made raw…

— Marshall Thornton

“My father despises cats. He believes them to be Democrats.”

— Patricia Lockwood

“Daddy said a Republican was somebody who couldn’t enjoy eating unless he knew somebody else was hungry,”

— Mary Karr

“He wanted to pay me in agriculture, but I told him, "I need something that's going to put food on the table.”

— Jarod KIntz

“He then asked he president to stop funding wells and toilets and use the money to buy grain. (Because really, how can you use…

— William Kamkwamba

“Food was good, company better, and if I had been a cat, I'd have preferred.”

— Patricia Briggs

“It’s cat food — it’s for people like you!” Saladin”

— Gordon Korman

“I hate spinach," the President of the United States blurted out. "Not the least bit sorry to see it happen." He spoke these candid…

— Sharon Weil

“I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of bread.”

— Jim Butcher

“I would tell the Government to eat a dick”

— Brittney Harrington

“But as with my grandmother's cooking, the food wasn't food. It was story: ours was the dad who liked to take safe chances, who…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“To him, restaurants were the ultimate expression of ungodly waste. For of all the luxuries that your money could buy, a restaurant left you…

— Amor Towles