Money Quote by William Kamkwamba

“He wanted to pay me in agriculture, but I told him, "I need something that's going to put food on the table.”

— Jarod KIntz

“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He offered to pay me in agriculture, and I said I didn’t want that, I want money. I told him agriculture won’t put food…

— Jarod Kintz

“And the state of his bathroom -- I'm not one to gossip, but there are things crusted on his sink that have not simply…

— Neil Gaiman

“My father would eat cat shit if it was salted, fried, or frosted, but it took an act of Congress to get him to…

— Janet Evanovich

“You are four years old. You have to shit in the toilet. This is not one of those negotiations where we’ll go back and…

— Justin Halpern

“Did you know you can drink food? It’s true! It’s called soup, and I eat it with a fork. I’m as efficient as the…

— Jarod Kintz

“He is so rich, he has no room to shit.”

— Marcus Aurelius

“...no one touched the food- the power and wealth lying in letting it go to waste.”

— Sarah J. Maas

“I'll buy lunch." "Not Hungry." I laughed. He said, "I can't stand when you do that." "Do what?" "Assume I'm ruled by my digestive…

— Jonathan Kellerman

“To hear you tell it, you'd think man was only put on this earth to keep urinals from going to waste.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia