Political rhetoric Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I just stepped in shit, and now I’ve got political rhetoric all over my shoes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“So many people today are emotionally constipated. Let that ”

— Sanjo Jendayi

“You have severe mental constipation.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“There’s a faint whiff of feces wafting up my nostrils. But that’s natural, because I just walked past a politician.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m not stuck up. I’m constipated.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought."…

— Josephine Tey

“The government wants to be aware of all your movements—probably including your bowel movements. Ain’t that some shit?”

— Jarod Kintz

Call me constipated, cause I no longer give a shit.

— Amit Verma

“Just because you have to eat shit doesn’t mean you have to become shit.”

— Paige Dearth

“Sticking a straw up your butt won't get rid of the constipation.”

— Anonymous

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“He then asked he president to stop funding wells and toilets and use the money to buy grain. (Because really, how can you use…

— William Kamkwamba