Humerous Quote by Josephine Tey

“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.”

— Jarod Kintz

“So many people today are emotionally constipated. Let that ”

— Sanjo Jendayi

“A Diarrhea Of Words And A Constipation Of Thoughts." - Meaningless conversation.”

— Glynn Brown, Marlayna

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“You have severe mental constipation.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“I’m not stuck up. I’m constipated.
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— Jarod Kintz

“In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear…

— Lynda Barry

“What I feared was the onset of incontinence was simply a mid-laugh crisis.”

— Venita Louise

“The Lady takes most mortals unto her bosom by maladies of the colon.” “Death by constipation?”

— Steven Erikson

“Sticking a straw up your butt won't get rid of the constipation.”

— Anonymous

“As I enter the small intestine I get squeezed by muscles. Its dark and the walls look like slimey crushed velvet theres pancreas juice…

— Lynda Barry

“my stomach holds at least a thousand hours' worth of swallowed sentences, but these days they want out.”

— Ian Samuels