“Sexually active? Sexually active ? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet! I marched on down. 'For… — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor Copy Share Image
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“I read the title from the cover. ' 'The joy of... crap.' ' I read the rest of the full title of… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“It is not a Christmas tree!" said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. "This is a house… — Heather Dixon Copy Share Image
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Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Why are you putting on lip gloss, my daughter?" Dad asked ." Trip to the library? Trip to the nunnery? I hear… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
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The wee little people that live in my head won't let Gulliver go. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
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