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Attitude Quote by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

“Sexually active? Sexually active ? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet! I marched on down. 'For your information,' I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attention, 'I am about as sexually active as a bag of spinach, and if you want to keep me on the…” quote by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
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““Sexually active? Sexually active ? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet! I marched on down. 'For your information,' I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attention, 'I am about as sexually active as a bag of spinach, and if you want to keep me on the porch and not out in the park somewhere behind the bushes, you'll keep the stupid porch light off when I come home with a boy.””

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

About This Quote

A teen asserts sexual inactivity while demanding privacy, using humor to deflect adult expectations and protect personal space.

In simple terms: Teen resists adult sexual assumptions.

Key Takeaway

Humor can shield personal boundaries.

Themes

adolescence sexuality privacy family dynamics humor

Mood

playful defiant

Type

dialogue humorous

When to use this quote

  • a teenager confronting parental curiosity
  • a sibling teasing about dating
  • a teen negotiating house rules

Key Concepts

teen autonomy parent‑child communication

Practical Applications

  • parental guidance on teen privacy
  • educational workshops on adolescent boundaries

Questions to Reflect On

  • Why might teens use sarcasm to assert privacy?
  • How can parents balance concern with respect for teen autonomy?
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