People pay far too much attention to the television and they're quite literal in some ways. At the beginning, when I was… — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
“If people fully understand you, they will think of you as a normal, if they half understand you, will think of you… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The truth is I've just never had any kind of plan at all for my career, which is probably not a very… — Ty Burrell Copy Share Image
I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session. — Gib Lewis Copy Share Image
In the beginning I was just a makeup artist and I never really pictured myself doing anything else. But now that I… — Jeffree Star Copy Share Image
The free market is ugly and stupid, like going to the mall; the unfree market is just as ugly and just as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only victories which leave no regret are those which are gained over ignorance. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
It's almost ironic sitting here watching stories about Norm's courageous 'battle' with cancer. He actually did a bit on stage about how… — Neil Macdonald Copy Share Image
The law is the collective organization of the individual's right to lawful defense of his life, liberty and property. When it is… — Frederic Bastiat Copy Share Image
We have Internet now and people are not stupid. But it seems that some people are trying to push the same agenda… — Bassem Youssef Copy Share Image
Metallica's the only band i've ever been in. I'm not sure that when it ends in five, ten years, I'm going to… — Lars Ulrich Copy Share Image
This one goes out to all my critics: don't you feel stupid? Look how I did it. Look how it came to… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
I knew that I had turned my world back to cinders, sunk my lovely ship with my own stupid, wicked hands. — Mary Stewart Copy Share Image
I'm just insane. So what usually drives me is pure joy for something stupid. I'm also very visual. I'll have an idea… — Justin Roiland Copy Share Image
Listen! Say less rather than more. If you want to be smart, play stupid! — Helena Rubinstein Copy Share Image
As human beings, we are the only organisms that create for the sheer stupid pleasure of doing so. Whether it's laying out… — Gary Hamel Copy Share Image
Was man made stupid to see his own stupidity? Is God by definition indifferent, beyond us all? Is the eternal truth man's… — Richard Eberhart Copy Share Image
You should climb around inside my brain, Dan. It's like this dark room surrounded by quicksand." "I know what you mean," her… — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
