Stupid Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

Picture anybody growing up so stupid he didn't know that hope is just another phase you'll grow out of.

— Chuck Palahniuk

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Just another stupid moment people have to make last forever.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“We thought all this teach­ing was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore." I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk

— Chuck Palahniuk

We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I never think I'm making fun of my culture. In fact I'm making fun of myself, because I catch myself doing some…

— Chuck Palahniuk

You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The evil queen was stupid to play Snow White's game. There's an age where a woman has to move on to another…

— Chuck Palahniuk

'Romance' is based on my entire creative process. I fall in love with an idea, obsess over it, isolate myself with it,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“There’s a ter­ri­ble dark joy when the on­ly per­son who knows all your se­crets is fi­nal­ly dead. Your par­ents. Your doc­tor. Your…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Jump way back to one time, Evie and me did this fashion shoot in a junk yard, in a slaughterhouse, in a…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Some stories, she’d say, the more you tell them, the faster you use them up. Those kind, the drama burns off, and…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Nothing feels as awful as pouring your heart out to some talk therapist, then realizing this so-called professional is actually vastly stupid…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would…

— Chuck Palahniuk