Humerous Quote by Heather Dixon

“The tea was so delicious that it was not necessary to pretend it was anything but tea.”

— Frances Hodgson Burnett

“There was a glass-fronted cabinet opposite, filled with plates on display stands and teacups with so many curlicues it was a wonder you could…

— Patrick Ness

“She liked to keep the leaves simmering away on the stove, even though it made the tea so bitter, it was near undrinkable. She…

— Tone Almhjell

“These days, even plain tea has become a treat, hasn't it?”

— Shizuko Go

“He went on to say that if the Wicked Queen were around today, the whole story might have been different, because she would have…

— Suzanne Finnamore

“What about the teakettle? What if the spout opened and closed when the steam came out, so it would become a mouth, and it…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“They appear in the doorway, holding tea and toast, their faces filled with concern. I open my mouth, planning to start off with some…

— Suzanne Collins

“Magic has big sharp teeth. When it bites, it doesn't nibble. It takes big, bloody chunks. So be very, very careful.”

— William Blystone

“Soon he was picturing little girls with mischievous green eyes and pigtails asking him to play tea. Of course he'd bring real food to…

— R.L. Mathewson

“There was not enough tea in the world to make it bearable.”

— Tarun Shanker

“What on earth did I ask him to tea for!” he said to himself, as he went to the pantry.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

I can just imagine myself sitting down at the head of the table and pouring out the tea," said Anne, shutting her eyes ecstatically.…

— Anonymous