Digestive system Quote by Lynda Barry

“I’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intestines.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My mother had removed my intestines and used them to tie a noose around my neck. She just hadn't kick the stool out from…

— Francesca Zappia

“As I enter the small intestine I get squeezed by muscles. Its dark and the walls look like slimey crushed velvet theres pancreas juice…

— Lynda Barry

“Talking about unpleasant things during a meal is not good for digestion, not good for health.”

— Betty Jamie Chung

“I'd thought I'd felt like shit that day, but really I'd barely even entered the intestine.”

— Mil Millington

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“One thing I don't like about crap: its size that is too big to be digested.”

— Toba Beta

“This book is visceral like how your small intestine is visceral”

— J.E. Duah

“we can't go on ... having regular bowel movements ... while creation happens!”

— Poul Anderson

“Life is short and it mostly sucks so who cares what a nutritionist thinks?”

— Kristen Ashley

“We ingest probiotics because we don’t eat enough “dirt” anymore.”

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

“i was becoming a sack of vomit and fecal matter. i suppose, on reflection, that that is what i had always been, but nature…

— hf saint