Cody Lundin

We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.

— Cody Lundin

It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.

— Cody Lundin

I'm all for the path of least resistance.

— Cody Lundin

I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.

— Cody Lundin

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.

— Cody Lundin

Do dumbass things, suffer dumbass consequences.

— Cody Lundin

The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills…

— Cody Lundin

Where there is water, there are people.

— Cody Lundin

It's a recipe for disaster.

— Cody Lundin

I feel like an hors deurve waiting to happen.

— Cody Lundin

The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by…

— Cody Lundin

We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.

— Cody Lundin

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a…

— Cody Lundin

Over the years, Americans in particular have been all too willing to squander their hard-earned independence and freedom for the illusion of…

— Cody Lundin

I feel like a tick on a dog.

— Cody Lundin

Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.

— Cody Lundin

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

— Cody Lundin

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

— Cody Lundin

It's like walking through someone's small intestine.

— Cody Lundin

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.

— Cody Lundin

You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.

— Cody Lundin

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.

— Cody Lundin

The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much…

— Cody Lundin

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

— Cody Lundin

C'mon baby light for me!

— Cody Lundin