America Quote by Denis Parsons Burkitt

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

— Anonymous

Societies that eat unrefined foods produce large stools and build small hospitals; societies that eat fiber-depleted foods produce small stools and build large hospitals.

— Denis Parsons Burkitt

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

— Anonymous

“No matter how cultured or ancient the civilization, no average American is going to condone the absence of flush toilets. Not now, not ever.…

— T.R. Fehrenbach

Call me constipated, cause I no longer give a shit.

— Amit Verma

The confidence and security of a people can be measured by their attitude toward laxatives. At the high noon of the British sun, soldiers…

— Florence King

In the 50 years I've spent helping people to overcome illness, disability and disease, it has become crystal clear that poor bowel management lies…

— Bernard Jensen

The world is divided up into two kinds of people - those who look at their body waste in the toilet bowl, and those…

— John Gregory Dunne

“The human body is designed in accordance with the laws of nature. The British left behind their potty which goes against these laws. It…

— Tapan Ghosh

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

— Bo Burnham

If we lived correctly, there would be no need to concern ourselves with the bowel. However, most of us are not living right.

— Bernard Jensen

I'd grown up thinking that a [sanitary toilet] was my right, when in fact it's a privilege - 2.5 billion people worldwide have no…

— Rose George