Concern Quote by Bernard Jensen

In the 50 years I've spent helping people to overcome illness, disability and disease, it has become crystal clear that poor bowel management lies…

— Bernard Jensen

In times past, knowledge of the bowel was more widespread and people were taught how to care for the bowel. Somehow bowel wisdom got…

— Bernard Jensen

Ninety per-cent of what we worry about never happens, yet we worry and worry. What a horrible way to go through life! What a…

— Leo Buscaglia

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

— Anonymous

A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.

— Josh Billings

When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak.

— William S. Burroughs

There is an inverse correlation between the cleanliness of a bathroom and my 3-year-old daughter's need to move her bowels.

— Ayelet Waldman

I think some people have verbal irritable bowel syndrome they just can't seem to control the SHIT that comes out of their mouth...

— Hemantsmarty

I suffer from IBS so I'm severely constipated at all times.

— Natasia Demetriou

To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement.

— Jessica Simpson

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

— Anonymous

Everybody has a colon. Everyone over 50 needs to get their colon checked.

— Julie Gerberding