Bowels Quote by Josh Billings Download Open image “A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.” — Josh Billings ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bowels Brain Intellectual Men Quantity
If we lived correctly, there would be no need to concern ourselves with the bowel. However, most of us are not living right. — Bernard Jensen Copy Share Image
In the 50 years I've spent helping people to overcome illness, disability and disease, it has become crystal clear that poor bowel management lies… — Bernard Jensen Copy Share Image
In times past, knowledge of the bowel was more widespread and people were taught how to care for the bowel. Somehow bowel wisdom got… — Bernard Jensen Copy Share Image
Men who pass most comfortably through this world are those who possess good digestions and hard hearts. — Harriet Martineau Copy Share Image
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet. — Patrick Süskind Copy Share Image
Bear in mind that the measure of a man is the worth of the things he cares about. — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
“Frequent bowel movements were associated with an increased risk of rectal cancer in men, and constipation was associated with a decreased risk.” Mike Jones… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
That is suitable to a man, in point of ornamental expense, not which he can afford to have, but which he can afford to… — Richard Whately Copy Share Image
I can't see myself ever spending hundreds of thousands on anything that doesn't come with a toilet. — Dr. Dre Copy Share Image
It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Its harly my dog A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Unless we put heart and soul into our labor we but brutify our actions. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Self-made men are most always apt to be a little too proud of the job. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Let us not seek our disease out of ourselves; 'tis in us, and planted in our bowels; and the mere fact that we do… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
Ninety percent of what's wrong with you could be cured with a hot bath, says God from the bowels of the subway. but we… — Mary Karr Copy Share Image
Do people always act this way around you? (Kiara) You should have seen the reactions when I wore a League uniform. Those were actually… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
There is no place like it, no place with an atom of its glory, pride, and exultancy. It lays its hand upon a man's… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
We leave Pippa behind, standing in the dark, teeming bowels of the camp, while the sun begins to stain the sky electric, and from… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
The Mackenzie had never met folk so poor in story and song and legends, and it moved him to a pity that pricked at… — S.M. Stirling Copy Share Image
Satan sent her from the bowels of hell, I should have recognized old Jezebel. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I would like to be a figment of my own imagination, but belly and bowels will not permit. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
When heaven doth weep, doth not the earth o'erflow? If the winds rage, doth not the sea wax mad, Threatening the welkin with his… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
All wars are civil ones; for it is still man spilling his own blood, tearing out his own bowels. — Francois Fenelon Copy Share Image
It is in vain to dream of a wildness distant from ourselves. There is none such. It is the bog in our brains and… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
