It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Its harly my dog A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Love is like the measles; we can't have it bad but once, and the later in life we have it the tougher… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Occasions are rare; and those, who know how to seize upon them, are rarer. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later in life we have it the tuffer… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Knowledge is like money, the more a man gits the more he hankers for. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It's not what we don't know that prevents us from succeeding; it's what we know that just ain't so that is our… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Its harly my dog A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Unless we put heart and soul into our labor we but brutify our actions. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Self-made men are most always apt to be a little too proud of the job. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
