It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the… — Josh Billings Best love Copy Share Image
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. — Josh Billings Angel Copy Share Image
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister. — Josh Billings Endearment Copy Share Image
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of. — Josh Billings Life Copy Share Image
Its harly my dog A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings Dog Copy Share Image
Unless we put heart and soul into our labor we but brutify our actions. — Josh Billings Action Copy Share Image
A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it… — Josh Billings Bills Copy Share Image
If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative. — Josh Billings Conservative Copy Share Image
As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither. — Josh Billings Believe Copy Share Image
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. — Josh Billings Dollars Copy Share Image
Self-made men are most always apt to be a little too proud of the job. — Josh Billings Conceit Copy Share Image
Poverty is one of them kind of misfortunes that we all of us dread but none of us pity. — Josh Billings Dread Copy Share Image
If the world despises a hypocrite, what must they think of him in heaven? — Josh Billings Despise Copy Share Image
The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other. — Josh Billings Adapted Copy Share Image
Seneca devoted much of his time to writing essays in praise of poverty, and in lending money at usurious rates. — Josh Billings Devoted Copy Share Image
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. — Josh Billings Best time Copy Share Image
I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that… — Josh Billings Doe Copy Share Image
When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion. — Josh Billings Hills Copy Share Image
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough. — Josh Billings Charm Copy Share Image
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. — Josh Billings Dog Copy Share Image
Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern; put a Yankee in,… — Josh Billings Advantage Copy Share Image
It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a… — Josh Billings Bits Copy Share Image
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. — Josh Billings Exaggeration Copy Share Image
Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of. — Josh Billings Debt Copy Share Image
