Make sure you have a vice president in charge of your revolution, to engender ferment among your more conventional colleagues. — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. — Billy Mays Copy Share Image
We were hoping to build a small profitable company; and of course, what we've done is build a large, unprofitable company. — Jeff Bezos Copy Share Image
Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a… — William Kittredge Copy Share Image
The best advice I was ever given was on my twenty-first birthday when my father said, Son, here's a million dollars. Don't… — Larry Niven Copy Share Image
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Those proud of keeping an orderly desk never know the thrill of finding something that they thought irretrievably lost. — Helen Exley Copy Share Image
Due to budget cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. — Robert Townsend Copy Share Image
Doing actual comedic material is just about the most joyful endeavor ever. That's the truth. The only time it's not funny is… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
I've talked to you on a number of occasions about the economic problems our nation faces, and I am prepared to tell… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
There are three cardinal rules - don't take somebody else's boyfriend unless you've been specifically invited to do so, don't take a… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I don't want any funny business, and above all I don't want to be dragged into other people's funny business. If it's… — Hans Fallada Copy Share Image
Writing about why you write is a funny business, like scratching what doesn't itch. Impulses are mysterious, and explaining them must be… — Patricia Hampl Copy Share Image
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner… — Joseph Stilwell Copy Share Image
There were rumors that flew about the two of us, which were complete poppycock. There was never any romance between Madonna and… — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
The general systems of money management today require people to pretend to do something they can't do and like something they don't.… — John C. Bogle Copy Share Image
Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget… — Joseph L. Mankiewicz Copy Share Image
It is unfortunate we can't buy many business executives for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
Get the right people on the bus, the wrong people off the bus, and the right people in the right seats... — James C. Collins Copy Share Image
Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical. — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If at… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image