Dirty Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“The wheel may be turning, but the hamster is DEAD!”

— Georgina Guthrie

I'm a hamster person.

— Sean Hayes

Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

— Mark Twain

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

— George Bernard Shaw

An old ham like me needs to be on stage.

— Bobby Riggs

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

— Cale Yarborough

“hamsters being notorious draggers and rearrangers of stuff they can’t eat but feel compelled to fuck with anyway, somehow—and”

— David Foster Wallace

Never wrestle with pigs. You get dirty and they enjoy it.

— Creighton W. Abrams, Jr

Dont ever wrestle with a pig. Youll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

— Anonymous

“What the fuck did you do to my hamster?!”

— Caris O'Malley

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

— Bill Bailey

“(abandoned since the sudden disappearance of the hamster last Tuesday) and the pink plastic pig that had been sliced down the middle”

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel