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“I remembered something my first partner had told me. Never wrestle with a pig, Lindsay. You both get dirty. The pig likes it.”

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I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.)

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Staring at the blank page before you, Open up the dirty window, Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find.

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