“I found this, though," Gazzy said excitedly, holding up a small green box. "Gas-X! Like, 'X' for explosion! This is great! I'm… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“My eyes flickered when I heard the Voice inside my head. (You mean you don’t have one? You can get ‘em at… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Q: You'er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To, like, save comrades or something. How to… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Remember that country singer on American Songster, the girl whose father only let her order ketchup, mustard, and relish at McDonald’s because… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“We want Max to... breed. To produce heirs. Who will govern the world after she dies." Dead silence for quite some time.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Happiness is seeing Bear Bluff in your rearview mirror, but you better look damn quick.” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“The items on the counter in the shop had been pawned by a man who had used an American driving licence as… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“What?" I said, suspicion starting to rise in me. "When did they start coming after you?" "Was it— was it after the… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Uh-oh,' said Gazzy, but Angel was so nauseated she didn't have time to leap to a safe distance, or grab a gas… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“If you wanted me to take a shower, you should have payed me ten bucks like you usually do!” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“And you're blind?" Uh-huh," Iggy said, trying to sound bored. Were you born that way?" No." How did you become blind, uh,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Okay, so how, exactly, did I get into this mess—up onstage at a comedy club, baking like a bag of French fries… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“The next forty-five minutes in that office was about as much fun as a day at Disney World—when it’s pouring rain. And all there… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
As we go through this transition where a lot more people will be reading on devices, nobody is paying enough attention to make sure… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Max—you have a bigger mission than finding the flock's parents. Focus on helping the whole world, not just your friends. I held my wings… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
There are reasons people seek escape in books, and one of those reasons is that the boundary of what can happen is beyond what… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I get up every morning and chop wood, and I pretty much do it seven days a week, and I like to do it.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars. Cool!' said the Gasman. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“It was scary. More than Sara could possibly know. More than anybody ought to know, or ever would. History wasn't for the general public--it… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Did I want a dog? No. Did I need a dog? Also no. We were six kids running for our lives, not knowing where… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I'm a girl who has been tamping down her emotions and keeping them tightly guarded her whole life. And that works really well for… — James Patterson Copy Share Image