Humor Quote by James Patterson

“Why, my client wondered, would a guy like me make his living like this? Well, you'd think the three hundred dollars he paid just…

— Scott Sherman

What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like…

— James Patterson

“If you’re going to need me, even if it’s just to yell at, I’m going to stay right here.” “No, I want to take…

— Lia Habel

“I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“I take showers to think.”

— J.R. Rim

“I had a nice, long, hot shower but didn't come up with any great ideas. What a waste.”

— Jordan Krumbine

“Every one who has taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does…

— Nolan Bushnell

“You know, Ella, you're not the first woman who's ever been in this shower with me--" "I'm shocked." I leaned back against him as…

— Lisa Kleypas

“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sounds great. Let me grab a quick shower." " Great idea. I'll wash your back", he said, following me into the living room. "Why…

— Kylie Scott

“Dignity is nice but it’s money makes the lights and shower work.”

— Richard Kadrey

“I'm going to take a shower, I want you naked and in bed when I get back.”

— Maya Banks