Quote by Scott Sherman

“If you wanted me to take a shower, you should have payed me ten bucks like you usually do!”

— James Patterson

“I had a nice, long, hot shower but didn't come up with any great ideas. What a waste.”

— Jordan Krumbine

“My amazing client! Reached out to me about a year and a half ago or so and told me he was working 80 hours…

— Richie Norton

“My boss is going to kill me if I lose a client. Unless…” He lowered his sunglasses and let the top of his trench…

— Megan Erickson

“Dignity is nice but it’s money makes the lights and shower work.”

— Richard Kadrey

“I got out of the shower and looked in the mirror, wet hair plastered against my forehead, a grin on my face. My plan…

— Jack Erickson

“But you looked much more like a fellow who had just realised that he has been living on ideas that don’t pay.”

— Jean-Paul Sartre

“If you know what I am thinking, there’d be no reason to hide behind the shower curtain when thinking naughty thoughts about you. Unless…

— Jarod Kintz

“His first question shows how well he knows me: TheRoommate: "Did you take any money out of her purse?”

— Tucker Max

“I need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent it out so it gets returned to me…

— Jarod Kintz

“It's not every day that I spoke to a totally hot naked man who I was getting read to expose my parts to--and piss…

— Elle Casey

“Hey, you coming to the bar tonight?” he called out after me. I stopped and turned around, “Maybe, I don’t know. I have to…

— Christine Zolendz