Country singer Quote by James Patterson

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

“IT’S GOING TO GET SALT-AND-PEPPERED! AND … KETCHUP’D!!!”

— David Baddiel

Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' salad here!

— Nikhil Saluja

You can never have too much ketchup, 'cause it's a food group.

— David Eigenberg

Everyone else in the world still thinks of American food as ketchup.

— Anonymous

If somebody else wanted to do a song for McDonald's, that's up to them. I wouldn't do something like that, but whatever.

— Kurt Vile

“One time a McDonald’s operator came to me with the idea he’d dreamed up to cut costs by producing a doughnut-shaped patty. His notion…

— Ray Kroc

When you grew up in a household where mom would keep the extra ketchup packets from McDonald's and keep them in a drawer just…

— Mick Mulvaney

“I fell in love with McDonald's. McDonald's, to me, tasted like America. McDonald's is America. You see it advertised and it looks amazing. You…

— Trevor Noah

“Images of food rushed through her head, surprising her. Fried chicken. Sweet jalapeño mustard. Mashed potatoes. Biscuits. And a pie. Big and sweet, strawberries…

— Linda Francis Lee

A lady once called 911 because her local McDonalds had ran out of McNuggets.

— Amit Verma

“Daddy, how come in Kansas City the bagels taste like just round bread?”

— Calvin Trillin