Ketchup Quote by 2D Download Open image “I like ketchup on my mustard, but when they touch, my mom gets mad.” — 2D ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ketchup Mad Mom Mustard My mom
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am ketchup conscious, so I do carry ketchup around with me. The best one is the Heinz Organic Ketchup Opens a New Window. — Olivia Holt Copy Share Image
I would never try to make ketchup from scratch. Or Dijon mustard, for that matter. These condiments, and plenty of others, are hard to… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
“Keep a supply of horseradish, wasabi, and mustards (Dijon, brown, Chinese, Creole, chipotle, wasabi, horseradish, and the unique varieties of regional mustards), and vow… — William Davis Copy Share Image
I take my own syrup, ketchup, and mustard, just in case of emergencies, in my suitcase. Whatever I can steal from the hotels. It's… — John Prine Copy Share Image
I love mayonnaise, but mustard is a must when you're doing the Impossible Burger. — E-40 Copy Share Image
Yeah. On top of all the comedy promo stuff, we had the added excitement of being constantly shot at. — 2D Copy Share Image
One time I forgot my costume, and I had to do a scene in my pants, and I got my knob caught in a… — 2D Copy Share Image
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give me some… — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
They always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always treats you… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Don't keep excessive amounts of anything. Those glass vases that come from florists. Those ketchup packets that come with take-out food. A house with… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
Sometimes no matter how well you prepare, no matter how conservative your decision making, no matter how few Y chromosomes are along on your… — Pam Houston Copy Share Image
I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things." "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her tray. "And… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
You can make just about anything good with ketchup, just not a marriage. — Below Zero Copy Share Image
Call me tacky, but I love the union of sweet and sour, even in some now-unloved Oriental dishes incorporating pineapple and ketchup. — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
My mother always, always, always thought that I was going to be famous. Thought that I was going to win Oscars. In fact, I… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. — Wes Smith Copy Share Image