Bottles Quote by Augusten Burroughs

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

I am ketchup conscious, so I do carry ketchup around with me. The best one is the Heinz Organic Ketchup Opens a New Window.

— Olivia Holt

I like ketchup on my mustard, but when they touch, my mom gets mad.

— 2D

“What Heinz had done was come up with a condiment that pushed all five of these primal buttons. The taste of Heinz’s ketchup began…

— Malcolm Gladwell

“Blood is thicker than water, as people say. (But then again so is ketchup.)”

— Alex Shearer

A hot dog cut up with ketchup is, like, lunch for me, so I just think it's funny to Instagram it. I just don't…

— Lisa Hanawalt

“Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.”

— Jarod Kintz

If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face.

— David Haye

Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' salad here!

— Nikhil Saluja

What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out…

— Jim Gaffigan

Ketchup tastes good on steak. French fries. Steak and french fries - ketchup. Don't get me started.

— Quinton Jackson

Your head is full of kelp.

— Rick Riordan