Quote by Augusten Burroughs Download Open image ““My worth depended on where exactly the decimal was placed among the zeroes.”” — Augusten Burroughs ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“The money was nothing, not even one tenth of one percent of his worth.” — Neil Hetzner Copy Share Image
“Money is just like the metric system: you work more, you earn more and there’s always an extra zero to be added. It’s only… — Luca Pesaro Copy Share Image
“If you always try to measure yourself with money... well, it's like counting backwards, the more you keep on, the less you'll have to… — Steven J. Carroll Copy Share Image
“Right now I don't have patience to deal with people who IQ lands on the right side of the decimal point.” — Suzanne Wright Feral Sins Copy Share Image
Over the years, a number of very smart people have learned the hard way that a long string of impressive numbers multiplied by a… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
“Did the value of a hundred human lives outweigh the worth of one or two?” — Marc Cameron Copy Share Image
There is nothing about myself that I wouldn't reveal or write about. I don't care how horrendous or ridiculous I may appear in person… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Like every child, I adored her. Until I formed a brain and got to know her. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“You must hang onto the scraps of the bucking moment as if your sanity and life depended on it - because actually they do.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional housekeeping. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
If you hate your life, you haven't' seen enough of it. If you hate your life, it's because your life is too small and… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think part of the reason I'm attracted to Foster is because he's such a mess. I mean, the people I have loved in… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“On typical days, (dust) is simply irritating. On Roid Rage days, it made me want to stomp down to the highway, pull drivers out… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Nothing surprises me now," I tell him. I am stoic. I am Joan of Arc, with liver damage and an unused penis.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
