Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give… — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
They always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Don't keep excessive amounts of anything. Those glass vases that come from florists. Those ketchup packets that come with take-out food. A… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
Sometimes no matter how well you prepare, no matter how conservative your decision making, no matter how few Y chromosomes are along… — Pam Houston Copy Share Image
I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things." "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
You can make just about anything good with ketchup, just not a marriage. — Below Zero Copy Share Image
Call me tacky, but I love the union of sweet and sour, even in some now-unloved Oriental dishes incorporating pineapple and ketchup. — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
My mother always, always, always thought that I was going to be famous. Thought that I was going to win Oscars. In… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. — Wes Smith Copy Share Image
I mix mayonnaise, ketchup and brandy and a little bit of mustard. This is a heck of a good sauce for seafood. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce.… — Homer Copy Share Image
To me, it's far more efficient to mobilize the imagination. It's far more efficient to hear a creaking step, for example, than… — Michael Haneke Copy Share Image
There hasn't been a leak from one of the associates of the king saying, "This guy Trump, he already insulted us wanting… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll.” — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day. It used to be sushi, but these days… — Cobie Smulders Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm a style icon, not at all. Sometimes I just want to rock out in me scruffs and me… — Cheryl Cole Copy Share Image
Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself! — Liam Payne Copy Share Image
