A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries. — Mario Lemieux Copy Share Image
“Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll.” — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
You can make just about anything good with ketchup, just not a marriage. — Below Zero Copy Share Image
We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke. — Paolo Di Canio Copy Share Image
“David Nelson says that one of the staples of his diet during this era was ketchup sandwiches” — Blair Jackson Copy Share Image
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. — Wes Smith Copy Share Image
My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard Copy Share Image
A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Ketchup tastes good on steak. French fries. Steak and french fries - ketchup. Don't get me started. — Quinton Jackson Copy Share Image
To me, it's far more efficient to mobilize the imagination. It's far more efficient to hear a creaking step, for example, than… — Michael Haneke Copy Share Image
“Hipster Chick personally brings it to the table, and there’s a phone number written in ketchup on his plate. He looks at… — Kellen Burden Copy Share Image
They always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce.… — Homer Copy Share Image
My mother felt we'd be earning a living during our entire adult lives, and therefore believed we should spend summers in learning… — Patricia A. Woertz Copy Share Image
When you grew up in a household where mom would keep the extra ketchup packets from McDonald's and keep them in a… — Mick Mulvaney Copy Share Image
I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day. It used to be sushi, but these days… — Cobie Smulders Copy Share Image
Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
It is amazing to me how deeply into the popular culture the creature has become. There are zombie walks in every major… — George A. Romero Copy Share Image
We didn't speak, just drove out of the city into the countryside on our way to absolutely nowhere, and when we found… — Annabel Pitcher Copy Share Image
Sometimes no matter how well you prepare, no matter how conservative your decision making, no matter how few Y chromosomes are along… — Pam Houston Copy Share Image
I think our grandparents were Victor Frankenstein. I basically am the kind of deeply unnatural creature that Mrs Shelley instinctively dreaded. I… — Bruce Sterling Copy Share Image
There hasn't been a leak from one of the associates of the king saying, "This guy Trump, he already insulted us wanting… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Agent Jones switched to the big screen and a grainy video of MoMo sitting at his enormous desk, a swivel-hipped Elvis clock… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give… — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
“What Heinz had done was come up with a condiment that pushed all five of these primal buttons. The taste of Heinz’s… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
