Ketchup tastes good on steak. French fries. Steak and french fries - ketchup. Don't get me started. — Quinton Jackson Copy Share Image
When they call me nutsy� that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup� I think it's going to rain. — Daffy Duck Copy Share Image
I don't think people are monsters if they put ketchup on hot dogs, but I'm good without it. It's a debate that… — Kiernan Shipka Copy Share Image
I mix mayonnaise, ketchup and brandy and a little bit of mustard. This is a heck of a good sauce for seafood. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am ketchup conscious, so I do carry ketchup around with me. The best one is the Heinz Organic Ketchup Opens a… — Olivia Holt Copy Share Image
“No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
The word 'racism' is like ketchup. It can be put on practically anything - and demanding evidence makes you a 'racist.' — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
“Dealing with dragons is never a good idea Jack. Too many things could go wrong with that. Remember you are crunchy and… — T.S. Paul Copy Share Image
Surround yourself with people who are the ketchup to your french fries-they make you a better version of yourself. Yes french fries… — Grace Helbig Copy Share Image
Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I would never try to make ketchup from scratch. Or Dijon mustard, for that matter. These condiments, and plenty of others, are… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
My mother always, always, always thought that I was going to be famous. Thought that I was going to win Oscars. In… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
Don't keep excessive amounts of anything. Those glass vases that come from florists. Those ketchup packets that come with take-out food. A… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Toilet paper was either bleached white or unbleached gray, yet there were more than a dozen kinds of ketchup and about 30… — Kristine K. Stevens Copy Share Image
“He darted a guilty look toward his dad. “Will you—get me a bottle of spicy?” My eyes jerked to his. “Maybe some… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“What Heinz had done was come up with a condiment that pushed all five of these primal buttons. The taste of Heinz’s… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
“The quirky flavourings of the idiosyncratic ideologue ultimately drowned in the ketchup of redheaded twins and nipples that go spung.” — Hal Duncan Copy Share Image
I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I had a job at this French restaurant, and I hated it. I don't like serving; I don't like getting people ketchup. — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
“I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I don't understand how people approach their crush. I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup at McDonalds. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
“Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” — Laurie E. Rozakis Copy Share Image
There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“Do not play in the games of dragons for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.” — Lisa Beth Darling Copy Share Image
“We should have made do at home. We threw away so much food." Ricky says, "We ran out of ketchup," and the… — Mary Kay Zuravleff Copy Share Image
I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself! — Liam Payne Copy Share Image
Call me tacky, but I love the union of sweet and sour, even in some now-unloved Oriental dishes incorporating pineapple and ketchup. — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
You can't have a good Thanksgiving meal without a little bit of ketchup on the side. — Patrick Mahomes Copy Share Image
“Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons: to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table. — Adlai E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
Im not saying your a *HOE* or anything but youve been on more weiners than heinz ketchup:) — Brit Michelle Copy Share Image
