Rich Fulcher

Sometimes I steal costumes.

— Rich Fulcher

I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

— Rich Fulcher

I say "cheers" to everything.

— Rich Fulcher

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

— Rich Fulcher

I'm not one of those Star Wars guys that has seen [my favorite movie] 97 times.

— Rich Fulcher

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

— Rich Fulcher

That's why whenever I have a really good idea, I'm always worried about theft.

— Rich Fulcher

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

— Rich Fulcher

When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him.

— Rich Fulcher

I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I'm English [because of The Mighty Boosh].

— Rich Fulcher

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

— Rich Fulcher

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and…

— Rich Fulcher

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it…

— Rich Fulcher

Me and a friend literally had the idea for Wedding Crashers and pitched it, and it was already a script. They go,…

— Rich Fulcher

We saw The Man From La Mancha, and I remember there was a scene where the woman's skirt fell off, and I…

— Rich Fulcher

When I just want to be free, I'll wear the Banderas outfit and the mask and touch myself. On the chest. Only…

— Rich Fulcher

That's why you hear about people coming up with inventions almost at the same time, because someone else is thinking about it.

— Rich Fulcher

If we're not counting kids' movies - because my kid is constantly watching The Jungle Book - I would have to say…

— Rich Fulcher

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the…

— Rich Fulcher

When I was little, my dad was in the Air Force. He introduced me to Neil Armstrong, and Neil Armstrong signed my…

— Rich Fulcher

I still have the Antonio Banderas outfit from when I toured with Noel Fielding. I kept that outfit, and if you guys…

— Rich Fulcher

I think more about clicking the teeth, because I have to line them up just exactly right, and then I slam them…

— Rich Fulcher

I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I'm English. They think that I live in England and have a…

— Rich Fulcher

It was in D.C., and I couldn't believe how they were just three guys, but they sounded like six guys. It was…

— Rich Fulcher

I went right to Chicago to do improv [after law school], but I wish I had gone, "Let me just bypass this…

— Rich Fulcher

Some people think it's psuedo-science, but it's called morphic resonance. It's when someone thinks of an idea, it makes it easier for…

— Rich Fulcher

I missed the day in school where you subtract all the zeros. Let's say you subtract 10,000 minus 89. I never got…

— Rich Fulcher

You can do law with a law degree. You can't do anything else.

— Rich Fulcher

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed,…

— Rich Fulcher

It's sort of like a reminder [click my teeth together] to remember it, but I don't think it works. I have terrible…

— Rich Fulcher

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check…

— Rich Fulcher

Sometimes I'd go [in British accent] "Uhh, brilliant! Absolutely brilliant, thank you. Wonderful. Cheers!" I do say "cheers" automatically," from living over…

— Rich Fulcher

I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could…

— Rich Fulcher

“My dad's a whore...”

— Rich Fulcher

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

— Rich Fulcher

I didn't know there were so many ghosts in [New] York.

— Rich Fulcher

I was way into space and planes. I had loads of model planes and rockets.

— Rich Fulcher

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

— Rich Fulcher

I click my teeth together every time I want to take a mental picture of something, like, "Wow, what a beautiful sunset!"…

— Rich Fulcher

The first day I went to law school, I realized I'd made a huge mistake. It was nothing like what I thought.

— Rich Fulcher