Able Quote by Rich Fulcher

“Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.”

Rich Fulcher

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When I just want to be free, I'll wear the Banderas outfit and the mask and touch myself. On the chest. Only on the…

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I went right to Chicago to do improv [after law school], but I wish I had gone, "Let me just bypass this law thing."…

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When I was little, my dad was in the Air Force. He introduced me to Neil Armstrong, and Neil Armstrong signed my moon book.…

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I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the…

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Sometimes I'd go [in British accent] "Uhh, brilliant! Absolutely brilliant, thank you. Wonderful. Cheers!" I do say "cheers" automatically," from living over there. I…

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Me and a friend literally had the idea for Wedding Crashers and pitched it, and it was already a script. They go, "That's funny!…

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When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him.

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While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

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I think more about clicking the teeth, because I have to line them up just exactly right, and then I slam them down so…

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I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

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It was in D.C., and I couldn't believe how they were just three guys, but they sounded like six guys. It was amazing. I…

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I say "cheers" to everything.

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