Built Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Built Foundation Ideas Jokes Observation Smart
I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
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Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe. — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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Democracy must be built through open societies that share information. When there is information, there is enlightenment. When there is debate, there are solutions.… — Atifete Jahjaga Copy Share Image
The dark ages still reign over all humanity, and the depth and persistence of this domination are only now becoming clear. This Dark Ages… — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
God and I have built an immense fire together. We keep each other happy and warm. — Hafez Copy Share Image
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