Done Quote by Mike Myers Download Open image “I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.” — Mike Myers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Done Dumb Intelligence Jokes Like Smart
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I like silly things. I think that "silly-stupid" or "stupid-smart" might be my philosophy, which is to combine a veneer of intelligence with an… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I sense a humor. I sense a wise fact. I sense the humorous to be a wise choice of the fact. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love comedy. I love the absurdity of it. I love the kind of intelligence that's required to be dumb in comedy. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
Most comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would rather push myself into the mud.… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
There's a joy in having the molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only know… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I feel entirely grateful and appreciative of being able to make something up and do it, and I'm very grateful how well it's gone.… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Here's the plan: we get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for… one million dollars! — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal,… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Entertainment is a sacred pursuit when done well. When done well, it raises the quality of human life. — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
Usually male directors have to use foul language to get the job done. But I never came down to that level as being a… — Divya Khosla Kumar Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forcing modern speakers of English to not - whoops, not to split an infinitive because it isn't done in Latin makes about as much… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
Against his own will, almost, Will felt himself understanding; he would have done anything, he thought, told any lie, taken any risk, to make… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Failures happen. You can't cry over them. You just take it in your stride because you know that you have done your best... Sometimes,… — Divya Dutta Copy Share Image
If the members of parliament no longer consider themselves mandatories of the taxpayers but deputies of those receiving salaries, wages, subsidies, doles, and other… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
I'm a business first and foremost so whatever my business is, it's separate from my personal. It's like whatever I do business wise, it's… — Snoop Dogg Copy Share Image
It's like the query letter problem that I just mentioned, magnified a hundredfold. You might be good at telling a story, but that doesn't… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I've used the Phoenix Centrifuge to replicate what the body's going to go through on the flight up. I've also done some gravity tests… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
I always watch my matches back 100 times afterwards because that's how I improve. This is something I've always done, even in NXT. — Mandy Rose Copy Share Image
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